NPC Inbox: Rage

[firstreturned]

[Rage's strong and clear voice is almost bored, like this whole ordeal is an afterthought to her.]

State your business.

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[unfollowing]

[Yep, Emily is really doing this.]

so if i could piss people off, like, regularly, could you give me skin cream?

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[firstreturned]

See this is why I did nothing wrong with the meat mix-up. You have cream made of skin? Whose skin? What is it for?

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[unfollowing]

[Uh, wow.]

um, no, it's cream for our skin. it's made of moisturizers and good chemicals and plants and sometimes mud. it's good for us, leaves our skin soft and smooth and healthy. especially our face, that skin is extra sensitive

i can tell you more if you think the trade will be worth your while. once or twice a month, i can piss people off where everyone will see it

[It's honestly pretty harmless, but some people have thin skin and might pick fights over it.]

[firstreturned]

I think you have a tendency to do that anyway, don't you?

But that is rather entertaining and helpful. Keep up the good work and I'll keep you supplied. That doesn't sound too difficult.

[unfollowing]

[Wow rude.]

thanks

[firstreturned]

[Mind, when Emily gets the skin cream, while it will 100% do what it needs to it will be a little ... off. Nothing unusable, just... perhaps a little too viscous? Is that a small bone fragment? Oh well it's easily found and picked out. That kind of thing.

Nothing to worry about.]

[unfollowing]

[Yeah about the bones...]

just for curiosity's sake, what's in this skin cream?

[firstreturned]

You aren't going to eat it, are you?

[unfollowing]

[Oh gross.]

no

[firstreturned]

Do you turn into weird things when certain substances are rubbed against your skin?

Wait do you feed through your skin like plants?

[unfollowing]

we absorb things through our skin. that's why skin cream is made of plants and water, so we only absorb, like, nutritious stuff through our skin

[firstreturned]

Huh.

You should still be fine. I mean, probably.

[unfollowing]

[WELL. That sure answers that question.]

thanks

this is going to last me a while, so no rush on any more